A Little Trouble with the Ladies? Pickup Artist Season 2 Will Hook you Up!

[Impossible]

Sorry to send you an unsolicited mail but we are "real people" casting
directors working on Reality show for VH1, and I was just taking a
chance and seeing if anyone may know someone right for this show we
are working on. Thanks,

Matthew Wulf
Casting Director
Impossible Casting
impossiblecasting.com
212.255.3029
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THE MYSTERY IS BACK! and looking for YOU! IMPOSSIBLE CASTING IS NOW
CASTING THE PICKUP ARTIST SEASON 2 IN NYC! ARE YOU A QUIRKY BUT
LIKABLE GUY WHO HAS TROUBLE PICKING UP WOMEN? ARE YOU MORE AS A "GEEK"
THAN A "STUD" WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN? DO YOU THINK MOST GIRLS ARE OUT
OF YOUR LEAGUE? WE'RE LOOKING FOR LIKABLE & QUIRKY GUYS WHO ARE
INTELLECTUAL, BUT A BIT SOCIALLY STUNTED WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN! YOU
CAN BE CONFIDENT IN OTHER AREAS, JUST NOT WHEN IT COMES TO FIGURING
WOMEN OUT! WE ARE SEEKING GUYS 21-30 WHO ARE ONE OF THE BELOW: 1) YOU
ARE SHY/SOCIALLY AWKWARD WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 2) MANAGE TO SAY ALL THE
WRONG THINGS WHEN WITH WOMEN 3) YOU ARE INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED BUT
SOCIALLY STUNTED! THIS IS THE REALITY SHOW OF A LIFETIME THAT WILL
HELP YOU GAIN CONFIDENCE WITH WOMEN & GET A CHANCE A MONETARY GRAND
PRIZE! AUDITIONS THIS MONTH! TO SUBMIT, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO AND BRIEF
DESCRIPTION OF WHY YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON THE SHOW (PUT "PUARTIST"
IN SUBJECT LINE) TO ***@IMPOSSIBLECASTING.COM YOU WILL THEN BE
SENT AN APPLICATION TO BE COMPLETED BEFORE AUDITION YOU CAN ALSO CALL
212-255-3029 FOR MORE INFO OR MAIL US AT IMPOSSIBLE CASTING, ATT
PUARTIST, 122 west 26th st, suite 600, NYC 10001

[Don Woods]

Post by Impossible
Sorry to send you an unsolicited mail but we are "real people" casting
directors working on Reality show for VH1, and I was just taking a
chance and seeing if anyone may know someone right for this show we
are working on. Thanks,

Well, I admit I do have trouble sometimes when I see a beautiful
woman -- usually a dark elf or high elf but some of those busty
barbarian chicks catch my eye as well -- and I don't know what to
say because I don't even know if they're even really female in real
life. Fortunately, since I myself am a cold-blooded, baby-eating
lizard, I can usually get away with some remark about having no
interest in mammalian attributes, which seems to break the ice.

-- Sukrasisx

p.s. Alas, they still seem disinclined to offer said mammalian
attributes to me for oral examination. Maybe if I didn't show
quite so many teeth when I smile?